Author name: Jenny Ng

I didn’t leave my husband because he cheated. I left him because he watched Sunday Night Football while our dog was convulsing on the living room rug, and then told me I should have “reminded him harder.” I’m not divorcing a monster. I’m divorcing the “Nice Guy.” I’m firing an incompetent employee who has refused […]

I didn’t plan on committing a felony at 3:17 a.m. in the middle of a “bomb cyclone” blizzard. But when my 150-pound Newfoundland, Barnaby, started tearing at the door of a frosted-over sedan like he was trying to dig to China, I didn’t ask questions. I grabbed my crowbar and smashed the passenger window. I

I am about to break the only rule we had in thirty-two years of marriage. My name is Robert, I’m 58, and I’m kneeling on the bedroom carpet with a heavy duty trash bag in one hand and a shoebox in the other. It’s been three days since the funeral. Three days since the house

I am standing in a room that smells of bleach and bad news, wearing a $2,000 tuxedo, while the heart monitor counts down the final seconds of my daughter’s life. “Mic check. One, two.” My voice bounces off the cold, white tiles. There is no microphone, of course. Just the rhythmic hiss-click of the ventilator.

We thought it was an emergency. Why else would Mom summon all four of us to the family house at 7:00 PM on a Sunday? When we walked in, the panic turned to confusion. The house was… hollow. The curtains were gone. The family photos were off the walls. The fine china she’d dusted for

The boxes were practically packed. We were talking about leases and wedding dates. Then, he looked at my three cats and dropped the bomb: “Two of them have to go. You can keep the old one on trial, but the other two? Get rid of them.” He called it a “compromise.” I felt the world

My husband thinks we’re broke because of “Biden-flation” or because I’m terrible at math. He doesn’t know I’ve been stealing from him for twelve years. He thinks we can’t afford that trip to Disney or a new truck because the cost of living is eating us alive. But the truth? I’ve been skimming $300 a

At my wife’s funeral, everyone shook my hand and called me a “saint.” Two days later, I unlocked her phone to pay the hospital bills, and realized I wasn’t a saint to her at all. I was just “useful.” I’m 38 years old. For the last six months, I stopped living my life so I

Every night at 9:00 PM, I do something no mother should ever have to do. I quietly close my bedroom door, slide the heavy-duty deadbolt I installed myself, and push a heavy dresser against the wood. I don’t do this to keep out burglars or criminals. I do it to protect myself from the “miracle”

I am leaving a “Good Man” because of five words. My name is Sarah, I am 39 years old, and in three days, I will sign my divorce papers. My mother is crying on the phone. My girlfriends are in shock. They whisper, “But are you sure? Mike doesn’t drink. He doesn’t cheat. He has